I’m going to tell you a few jokes.
1-What do you call cheese that is not yours?
2-What nails do builders hate to hit?
3-What happened when the owl lost its voice?
It didn’t give a hoot!
4-What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just gave a little wave.
5-I need your help with this one:
Olive us LOVE Congdon!
6-What flowers do you carry with you all day?
7-How does a butcher introduce his wife?
8-Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
9-Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees!
10-What time should you go to the dentist?